Tag: funny
group name: whatsonyourmind
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June 18, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yes I Are One!!!
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I am without a doubt a Redneck and I ' m proud of it!
A True Redneck - this isn ' t your typical redneck joke Please . . . more
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May 29, 2007 01:53 PM EDT --
What is everyone's most embarrassing moment?! Don't be shy!
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . . more
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . . more
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . . more
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September 21, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
One day when a bill collecter called my sister-in-law she could hear her young daughter starting to argue very loudly. She finished what she was doing and snuck up on her daughter to see what was going . . . more
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June 03, 2007 05:06 PM EDT --
An article I just read got me thinking about a story from when my daughter was student teaching. She called me one night a little upset because she had gotten a fraction of a point taken off from one of . . . more
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March 10, 2007 04:27 PM EST --
My younger sister Deanna Carter almost spelled like the country singer Deana Carter was really pulled over by a cop on night and the cop toold her id she could sing a sing like Deana Carter he would . . . more
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April 30, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
Recently, my husband and I went to babysit our son's 3 children. Our 4 year old granddaughter asked me, "Grandma, why does Grandpa have that big hole in the back of his head?" . . . more
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . . more
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October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . . more
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May 29, 2007 09:45 PM EDT --
Isn't love a beautiful thing? Did you ever stop to think about the flaws that your significant other has that you absolutely love? Flaws that make them so unique and so cute? Even when . . . more
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September 23, 2006 12:16 AM EDT --
This one I found on the internet and thought it was cute.
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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December 14, 2006 03:02 PM EST --
I just thought this is something funny to share with my Gather friends. :-)
I don't like yogurt, but my doctor told me to eat them because of the nutritional value. So I started eating them since . . . more
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May 09, 2007 07:35 AM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail this morning...
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued . . . more
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August 05, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
This is a must see even if you don't like Will Ferrell.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
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December 17, 2007 01:16 PM EST --
I do not normally share such things but it cracked me up and I just had to post the message I just received in my inbox:
Hi Dear
Peace be unto you,my name is cythia, how are you . . . more
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October 26, 2006 01:09 PM EDT --
It seems like everyone enjoys the antics of my neighbors so here is another story for you.
This morning I'm drinking a nice cold cup of Mt. Dew (I hate coffee) and I'm looking out my bedroom window . . . more
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
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