Tag: humor
group name: whatsonyourmind
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November 06, 2009 08:54 PM EST --
This new comedy series has to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Not just because Ed O'Neil is on here. The characters that are portrayed are amazing. Please tell . . .
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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June 18, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yes I Are One!!!
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I am without a doubt a Redneck and I ' m proud of it!
A True Redneck - this isn ' t your typical redneck joke Please . . .
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November 07, 2009 01:28 PM EST --
Hello friends. It has been a while since I posted anything new, but this morning I had to share an experience. Twitter, of course, is for those people who can say meaningful things in 140 . . .
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November 07, 2009 10:15 AM EST --
Introduction
This is yet another attempt at humor.
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Smash the Parker Brothers monopoly!
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . .
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . .
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . .
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December 01, 2008 07:05 PM EST --
1) I would love a new medium format digital camera. I love doing photography
2) 10 nakid women doing the CanCan for . . .
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September 21, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
One day when a bill collecter called my sister-in-law she could hear her young daughter starting to argue very loudly. She finished what she was doing and snuck up on her daughter to see what was going . . .
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March 06, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
Bank Robbery Didn’t Pay
Some years ago I was having a tire repaired at a gas station next to a bank. As I sat waiting I noticed activity and shouting near the entrance to the bank . . .
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December 02, 2006 08:59 PM EST --
This is one that I got in an email. I like it.
A urine powered battery the size of a credit card has been invented by Singapore researchers.
A drop of urine generates 1.5 volts, the equivalent of one . . .
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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April 08, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
As I have written elsewhere on this site, I spent some time in the late 1960s in Georgia and the Carolinas. Eventually, I married a “Southerner” (we have been divorced for many, many years, . . .
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November 06, 2009 05:42 AM EST --
The ‘Coffee Wars’ are raging on. The commercial giants continue to do battle for my hotly-contested coffee dollars. Lucky-assed me.
McDonalds is once again selling all sizes . . .
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October 30, 2006 12:23 PM EST --
Invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona, President Bush spoke for almost an hour of his future plans for increasing every Native American's present . . .
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December 10, 2006 03:25 PM EST --
Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual, and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
They may come home with large bags of . . .
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December 28, 2006 09:02 PM EST --
Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Witness: "My . . .
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March 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT --
OK, folks... this isn't a "Socialized Medicine" post, so if you came in here to argue with me, there's nuthin' to argue about. I've been sick since last Friday, and it . . .
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