Tag: humor
group name: whatsonyourmind
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June 18, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yes I Are One!!!
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I am without a doubt a Redneck and I ' m proud of it!
A True Redneck - this isn ' t your typical redneck joke Please . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:54 AM EDT --
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton . . . more
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . . more
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . . more
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . . more
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September 21, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
One day when a bill collecter called my sister-in-law she could hear her young daughter starting to argue very loudly. She finished what she was doing and snuck up on her daughter to see what was going . . . more
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April 08, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
As I have written elsewhere on this site, I spent some time in the late 1960s in Georgia and the Carolinas. Eventually, I married a “Southerner” (we have been divorced for many, many years, . . . more
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October 30, 2006 12:23 PM EST --
Invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona, President Bush spoke for almost an hour of his future plans for increasing every Native American's present . . . more
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December 10, 2006 03:25 PM EST --
Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual, and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
They may come home with large bags of . . . more
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
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September 06, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
People have always been fascinated with teaching animals to communicate. Some birds have even learned to mimic singing. In an article on MSN , cries for help were . . . more
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October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . . more
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January 21, 2007 09:25 AM EST --
1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush
(OK, not a bumper sticker!)
2) 1/20/09: End of an Error
3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
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April 14, 2007 10:31 PM EDT --
My husband (or “Ole Smiley” as I like to call him -- I have a gift for the ironic...) and I spent about three months living in a 25-foot travel trailer at a local campground and RV park while . . . more
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July 02, 2007 05:30 PM EDT --
Reposted for Good Humor Monday
Trapped in the kitchen of a run down relative's house, I daydreamed myself free. They were my ex's family, hockey people; the kind of dullards who . . . more
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September 23, 2006 12:16 AM EDT --
This one I found on the internet and thought it was cute.
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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December 14, 2006 03:02 PM EST --
I just thought this is something funny to share with my Gather friends. :-)
I don't like yogurt, but my doctor told me to eat them because of the nutritional value. So I started eating them since . . . more
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July 04, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
I received this from my sister: ANSWERING MACHINE SUGGESTION
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please . . . more
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